youbetter-runlike-thedevil: stormpooper: zooeyclairedeschanel: stop saying i can’t even and start saying i can even believe in urself is that a lawn mower flying no, it’s a lawn mower following its dreams
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
anglosexual: imaslytherinbitch: One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause. this sounds like a really classy rap
cuddleswithhiddles: cumberbatchkisses: vvildrice: Neil Armstrong was the first human being on the moon Neil A. Now say that backwards wake up, America
cliterallysame: I made two Chinese restaurants...
Strange, that however tough one’s skin becomes in later life, the wounds of...– Best Served Cold by Joe Abercrombie (via lets-do-it-because-i)
Passion eliminates all excuses